Chivalrous feelings restrain 

A chap who is your worshipper

And yet the fact must remain: 

You spent so much time as a stripper

You stripped all over the house,

The floors, staircases and rooms

Now I wouldn’t be one to grouse

A broadminded man never fumes

Wherever you stripped there was beauty

Your stripping so pleased the eye

Why not? You thought it your duty

And I told myself: lucky guy

“To have such a wife who can strip

In such fashion – that’s real showmanship!”

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