Though your sweet voice frightens the cat
I cannot have enough of that
Stentorian snores disturbing air
I love – cos it means you are there.
Asleep after the very first clue –
I say “sweet dreams dear – I love you”
And glasses lost ten times today?
There’s mine to borrow anyway
The wine stock drastically reduced?
Still by your eyes I am seduced
Though (unlike me) you’re not perfection
You’re kind and give me an erection!