That I do love you darling so,
Oh, know;
That I so ache that I may take
You where I go
And stay in range of your blue eyes,
Dear, realise
And lie at every eventide
Always
By your side
Your bum is better than Venus’s arse
I dwell upon it constantly
Two rounded hillocks of real class...
We’ve said goodbye for what seems long
But I’ll be brave in time between
Although the pickings may be lean...