A love in verse

The Story of My Life

2008-09-14
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What is the story of your life? 

I have a friend – she is my wife

And what philosophy is your spur? 

The truth of love taught me by her

And what of death? (Excuse the gloom)

Death is when she’s from the room

And God, religion and the rest? 

He joined us – He must be the Best. 


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