Think I’ll pour some homemade beer
To give myself a little cheer
It’s so cold and wintry here –
The sunshine’s gone to Oxfordshire
Sunday looks a promising day –
Then the sunshine’s here to stay
All week I’ve worn this wig and dress
And watched the camp convoy of scandal pass
And asked...
Desirable as jammy-dodgers
And tasty as crisp crackling pork
Everyone – young to old codgers...
