A love in verse

Always Time for a Replay

2001-07-26
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What is the story of your life? 

I have a friend – she is my wife


And what philosophy is your spur? 

The truth of love – taught me by her


And what of death? Excuse the gloom

Death is when she’s from the room


And God, religion and the rest? 

He joined us – He must be the best. 

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